p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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