My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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