i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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