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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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