just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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