I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It's just like the Real World with babies
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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