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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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