Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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