dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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