Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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