What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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