i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize