Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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