this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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