A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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