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penguin condom
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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