You just made me feel so damn special
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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