I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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