Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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