Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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