I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize