what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
dude. I can hear the air.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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