Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
farters have to be the big spoon...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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