My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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