Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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