If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I have aggressive nipples.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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