Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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