i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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