just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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