Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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