Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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