This dress was meant to end up on your floor
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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