U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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