My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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