do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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