remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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