im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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