you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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