All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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