No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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