I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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