C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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