I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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