You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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