FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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