HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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