This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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