She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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