i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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