Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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